SMURFS ON STEROIDS

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(Source: nasty-otter)


Convo between my 7year-old students today
  • Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
  • Matt: Me too! On a boy!
  • Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
  • Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
  • Pearl: Oh.
  • (pause for a bit)
  • Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
  • Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
  • Matt: Really?
  • Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
  • Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
  • Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
  • (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)

amysgotapillow:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

ngl i’d be pretty dang proud too

(Source: teambeentohell)


mshpiece:

psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

superwholockian-in-camelot:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif…

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

^thank you.


(Source: edgedestroys)


largetanfriend:

elliepayuntsftw:

largetanfriend:

KATASHER —> diving into destruction

We waged a war against the ghosts of our past
no one noticed they were under attack
we wanted freedom, now there’s no turning back
‘cause we’re here in the light, and I’m here on your side


I REFUSE TO SHIP THIS!

YOU WILL SHIP IT, ELLIE. YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE KATASHER.

*maniacal laughter*

largetanfriend:

elliepayuntsftw:

largetanfriend:

KATASHER —> diving into destruction

We waged a war against the ghosts of our past

no one noticed they were under attack

we wanted freedom, now there’s no turning back

‘cause we’re here in the light, and I’m here on your side

I REFUSE TO SHIP THIS!

YOU WILL SHIP IT, ELLIE.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE KATASHER.

*maniacal laughter*


largetanfriend:

KATASHER —> bad intentions

I am not what I’ve done
but I’ve become
the smoking gun
can’t fight these bad intentions

largetanfriend:

KATASHER —> bad intentions

I am not what I’ve done

but I’ve become

the smoking gun

can’t fight these bad intentions


unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

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would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

(Source: ticktockhop)


rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

(Source: sinyasiki)


  • me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
  • me at home: